![]() Mysterious Old Man: Before ye head down there and face that huge rat I'd like to be sure that ye know yer business. So do yerself a favor an' take a little charity when it's offered my boy. : Great, so now the rat gets dinner and a show? If it's so bloody powerful, use it yourself and save me the trouble. I'm offerin' ye a bit o' song an'magic that'll bring ye back in one piece. Mysterious Old Man: I'm not offering to go with ye laddie. Clear off out of it! I've no use for you. Any brute can swing a sword if ye really want to slay that hairy beastie, try playing this tune on that lute of yours. I'm here to help ye with your rat problem. Don't be concerning yourself with such things right now. : Who the hell are you? How did you get down here? He was most surprised to discover someone waiting for him. After receiving a thorough and well-deserved humiliation, the Bard returned to the cellar once again. : It'd better be more then a kiss to make up for that. ![]() Mary Macrary followed the bard partway down the hallway and asked him "You aren't still mad at me, are you? If you get down there and kill that bad, horrible, awful monster, we can kiss and make up." : You'd better hope I've cooled off when I return, or you're next!Īs he slowly strode out swearing under his breath, some of the Patrons called out after him, each comment was followed by a fresh burst of laughter. It was well-used, but still sturdy and sharp. You're still smokin', and this drink is flammable," jibed a patron. The bar once again filled with the sound of laughter as our hero stood there seething with impotent anger. ![]() Mary MacRary quenched the flaming Bard with a tankard of water. One has to wonder - exactly what do they put in the beer around there? Here, let's fix that lack of content bit.Īs the Bard prematurely celebrated the slaying of the tiny rat, he completely failed to notice a much larger problem. Wow, compliments already and there's practically no content. ![]()
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